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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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I will start smoking
if this QOTW doesn't change in the next few minutes. And then I'll sue for the cancer it causes.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:30, 3 replies)
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For my part, I'm going to nip out for a ciggie. That way I'll miss the opportunity to be first, which means that the question must have changed.

Even I don't understand that paragraph, and I don't smoke.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:32, closed)
@Frank
Nope, it's not changed yet, 5 minutes on...

Need a light?
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:35, closed)
Enzyme
Curiously, that technique works.

Bus still not turned up to get into uni? Just start rolling a cigarette! I can guarantee that just past the point of no return* the bus will magically appear, thus proving the Law of Sod.


*the paper is out, the filter and baccy balanced on it, the packet of baccy tucked under your chin/armpit for safe keeping...the only way to be able to get on the bus now is to throw away the half made fag. Works every time.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:07, closed)

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