Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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First, catch your eggSlowly unwrap the foil from around the egg, taking care not to rip anything in your haste to get the smooth brown surface naked.
Then, holding the egg with care 'twixt thumb and index finger, dip it carefully into a mug of freshly brewed, steaming black coffee. Even now, just as we're getting started, the intermingling scents of chocolate and coffee should be making your mouth moisten in anticipation.
Gingerly raise the now-dripping curve of the egg to your mouth, using the tip of your tongue to wipe away any excess drops of hot, rich fluid. The surface should be warm and sticky, and soft enough to sweep a slick of chocolate away using your pursed lips. Repeat this once, maybe two more times, and suddenly you will experience the breakthrough. The resistance of the chocolate will crumble, and your lips might momentarily plunge though into the cooler depths of the sugary yolk. Do not give in to temptation though: content yourself with nibbling softly around the edges of the broken chocolate, until a hole has been formed that is sizeable enough for you to slip your tongue through.
...shall I continue...?
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