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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Gently,
increase the pressure with your tongue, until it slides into the creamy cavity as far as it can possibly go, and then languidly withdraw it, covered with the sweet essence of this most beautiful of foods. Quickly, plunge yourself in again; the hole will be widening each time you do this, as its resistance melts under the full force of your oral probing. You will be able to increase the depth and angle of your flickering proboscis, enabling you to reach every last drop of the white goo contained within this delicate brown shell. Let your head roll back in ecstasy as each velvety drop slides down the back of your through, coating your gullet in a buttery residue, the sensation of which will remain with you for a long time.

To reach those last few precious squirts of liquid divinity, nibble once again at the chocolate it is cupped in, until the final trace of sweet liquor yields itself to you, like a wave of sublime joy upon your lips.

As you gasp, sated, only the final vestiges of this wondrous union will be left as evidence. A few folorn, empty shards of shell, softened through the oral orgy upon your tastebuds that ripped through your life. Place them delicately upon your tongue, savouring as the final sweet grains melt in the warm damp cavity of your mouth, and are swept back into your throat, leaving a lingering taste of heaven.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:52, Reply)

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