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There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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A few mishearings...
The first one is dodgy goff whiners Suspiria; I think the track is "Allegedly, Dancefloor Tragedy"; but the second verse has a line that sounds like:
"Behold! The sheep wear running shoes"

Finally, due to a mishearing of dodgy German fetish rockers Rammstein track "Du Hast" as "du hast milch"; which totally changes the context of the track from a song against wanting to be enslaved by a woman to ordering a cup of tea:
(To any German readers: apologies for my bad German)

Du
Du hast
Du hast Milch

Du
Du hast
Du hast Milch
Du hast Milch aufgemacht
Du hast Milch aufgemacht
Du hast Milch aufgemacht
Und er hat nichts verstreut

Willst du mit zwei zucker trinke
Ein stück auf Zitrone mit es

NEIN

Willst du mit drei zucker Trinker
Sie kaufen auch mit Schachtel Brötchen

NEIN
(, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 13:23, Reply)

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