Glynda the transsexual magician
I alluded to her in a previous QOTW but I can fit her in here too I think. Glynda, to the unknowing, is a former man, who has boobs and is saving up to get the little fella lopped off. She looks like Tina Turner and sounds like Mike Reid.

Anyway, she was appearing at this pokey little charity gig that me and my band were at, which I found a little odd because she has actually appeared on TV and has travelled round the world doing her little magic show (which by the by is utter shite - if a man man or woman woman did the same act they'd be murdered on stage for its shitness).

So anyway, the rest of us dutifully attend rehearsals and meetings at the allotted time. Glynda would waltz in late with a huge fur coat on, claiming she'd heard it all before. Everywhere she went, her fat little doggy went too. Every time she got off her arse to do anything, she had to be assisted by a team of 20,000 volunteers/victims. To this day I still remember her saying, every 10 fucking minutes, "oh yes darling, I'm on, I do my thing, and I'm off again in 30 minutes, I don't need to set up. I've been doing this 25 years darling, played Monaco you know".

Now at this point you may be wondering/hoping that her act bombed, or that she got upstaged by a rapping granny but no. As is the case in the real world - arseholes never lose. In fact, it was little old me who got the worst of her.

She tended to flounce around and stomp like a child when annoyed. She was on the stage at rehearsals, telling her victims where to place her own personalised backdrop for her performance. I'd been roped into standing on the floor, about 2 feet below the stage, to tell her when the backdrop was dead centre. This particular evening she was wearing a ra-ra skirt.

"Is that dead centre?"

"Yep, looks like it."

"Bollocks is it", she snorted.

She flounces to the front of the stage towards me and spins round to face the backdrop. In doing so, her skirt bellows and I am greeted to ultimate proof that south of the border, she is VERY much stil a dude. It was like looking at 2 walnuts and a courgette stuffed into a net curtain.

I'm undergoing hypnotherapy to forget about it.
(GONEism, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:12, 3 replies)

This is
one of the most bizarre entries yet. *click*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:19, closed)

i would imagine any entry
from a transgender magician would be fairly bizarre
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:26, closed)

Lady Magician
Would this person go by the stage name of Faye Presto ?
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:09, closed)