The plus side
Thus far we seem to be concentrating on the negative side of the whole stalking thing.

It does have its upside.

You can get your stalker to do all sorts of boring daily tasks that you may not want to do.

I have mine clean my house and car on a regular basis.

OK the odd pair of pants go missing when she steals them to rub over her face whilst doing the KitKat shuffle, but its a small price to pay.

Your stalker can also be relied upon for shopping trips, off licence runs and picking you up at ridiculous times of the morning blind drunk from random pubs/clubs/parties.

Just remember folks, your stalker's not just there for the nasty times in life.
(magic the cat loves the smell of sardine sidecar, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 22:24, closed)

KitKat shuffle...
*wipes coffee off the monitor*

excellent... *click*
(snee held his breath since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:00, )