Cheeky girls
How would you kill them
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:03, closed)

with fire
and plenty of it
(Reme Philips do you want a towbar on that?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:34, )

Slowly
Probably by glueing their eyes open and forcing them to watch Will young videos on repeat.
( Moonraker Raking your moon, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:51, )

Make them eat Piers Morgan.
Kill two bog-eyed birds with one poisonous little turd.
(Big D, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:14, )

Death by bongo?
(Reverend Fister, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:54, )

Decisions, Decisions
I would make them sit a GCSE. That way the friction of their hamster brains will generate so much heat that they will just catch fire and melt.
(TIMBIonline is wondering who left my cake out in the rain.., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:16, )

...tough one
....I seem to prefer 'heavy and blunt' as opposed to 'pointy and sharp' when imagining this scenario.....

Possibly a lump hammer.... or an almost comically sized carpet mallet.
( BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:16, )

hmm
Surely Lembit Opik's cock is punishment enough for anyone?
(magic the cat loves the smell of sardine sidecar, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:39, )