Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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Can of warm pissI used to go out with this woman who lived on the 11th floor of a high rise in the north of Glasgow (a bad area) and the lift was nothing if a little slow. So after one night of rampant fucking, I was on my way home at around 4am to get to work for 6 and the lift was creaking its way slowly to the ground floor. I was extremely knackered after the bedroom olympics so sat on the floor for a wee rest and next thing I know the lift has gone BANG and I wake up with a start to see the doors open at my floor. Next to me however was a Tennents Super can reeking of fresh piss.
Which wasn't there when I got in the lift.
To make matters worse I knocked it over the floor when I was heaving myself upright. Not that it mattered. It just freshed up the old stale piss already there.
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Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:54,
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