Strange things you've been paid to doI once spent two years being paid by the UK government to play Quake.
What's the strangest thing you've been paid to do?
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chthonic, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 10:13)
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The Worst Job I Ever Had......was with Jayne Mansfield. You know, she was a fantastic bird, big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.
Actually, I had a job making a certain well-known brand of hair dye for men. My advice? Don't touch it - when you've got someone mixing together acids (yes, acids) when they've only had 5 minutes training, I wouldn't suggest that you put it anywhere near your head. It also had the side-effect of turning my fingernails black.
These would be the same fingernails that fell off into the mixer I was using to make instant custard powder in the same factory. Knowing how it's made, and all the body parts that used to end up in it, I haven't used instant custard powder since...
(, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 11:17, Reply)
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