Strange things you've been paid to doI once spent two years being paid by the UK government to play Quake.
What's the strangest thing you've been paid to do?
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chthonic, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 10:13)
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I'veeaten and drank alot of things for money, alchohol, and other assorted nice stuff.
The best thing/bet I've done so far is drinking a concoction of Lemonade, Vodka (about a bottles worth), Custard Powder, Rice Pudding, Yoghurt, Double Cream, Wensleydale Cheese, Aspirin, Prunes and some raisins(which act as natural laxatives in a certain quantity, and is definately what I experienced.)
This was all mixed up in a 2 litre bottle.
And I had to drink it in under a quarter of an hour.
I did so.
My reward ?
A ticket to the Leeds Festival Weekend.
Nice one Matt.
Oh, and I've also eaten a selection of sachet condiments from a pub table (English & French Mustard, Mint Sauce, Horse Radish, Mayonaise, Salad Cream, you get the idea) all for a few pints of Guiness.
Needlessly to say I threw up for about two days on both of these occasions.
P.S. Apologies about length.
P.P.S. I know my spelling is shite. Get over it. Pedant.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 17:38, Reply)
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