overheard fast-food sex type anecdote
I don't know if Steve Cartwright reads B3ta, so he may post this story himself, but just in case he doesn't.....
When Steve was a student in Edinburgh he lived in a flatshare, 3 blokes, 1 girl. The girl flatmate was paying her way through college by working as an assistant manager at McDonalds. She was far from being the most popular resident of the flat, in fact she was generally unpopular round the college also.
One night the lads rolled in from an evenings drinking only to find the lady in question sitting in the kitchen having a cup of cofee with "a gentleman caller". It became obvious from his attire that he was a fellow McDonalds employee (the brown polyester uniform being something of a giveaway). After a few minutes had passed, she made her apologies and bid her flatmates goodnight, taking her visitor up to her room with her.
Now, I guess it's not really 'overhearing' in the classic sense if everyone else in the flat silently creeps down the doorway to listen at her door. But that's what they did, and in time their surveillance was rewarded by hearing the unmistakeable sounds of seduction emanating from behind the closed bedroom door.
After listening in the dark hallway, struggling to contain their sniggers for almost five minutes, Steve put his mouth to the key hole and uttered the following gem "McOooh! McAaahhh! McGod yeah!". Mass hysteria ensued and they returned to the kitchen to drunkenly discuss their triumph over and over and over again.
The postscript being that next morning, one of the other flatmates was making breakfast in the kitchen when she dared to show face, without missing a beat he quipped "did you enjoy your McFuck last night?".
It took her months to attempt socialising again.

Thanks Steve for a great story.
(The Pink Strat Copy, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 14:55, Reply)