Duuuuuuuuuh
I have a few dopes at my place of work, these are some of the quotes I can remember:

"are all albinos from Albania?"

commenting on the premature baby that another colleague had "so which one is her birthday? the due date or the date she was actually born?"

commenting on the noise in the background of a phone call (Siberian huskie pups) "there's a noise in the background, Nigerian huskies apparently"

"which way up do I put the paper in the shredder?"

"I'm going to stop smoking when I get my next set of teeth" I then enquired why at the age of 22 she'd still got her milk teeth "no, not my 2nd set, got them ages ago... my 3rd set of teeth - I'm going to look after them"

there are more, I'm no longer in the office much but it used to be a quote of the day text message to my wife.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:44, 2 replies)

In fairness
To point 2...

I was born 3 months prematurely. Whilst I'm pretty good as far as remembering when my birthday is...


... How old am I at the next one? 28 years, or 27.75 given I *should* have been 28 in September, not June...
( elgordo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:56, closed)

I was born in the 70s
and therefore when I was late, they just thought I was comfy... turns out that after a month (A MONTH!!) they realised I was actually stuck and pulled me out with forceps.

so I'm a month older than most other people born on the same day as me, and I have one weird ear that they bent over with the forceps, it has a crease missing out of it so it sticks out more.

but, the word BIRTHday is what it is, the day of your birth be it late or early.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:09, closed)