Stupid DaresI once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.
Stupid dares, eh?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
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Turd Smokin'Jack was a peculiar child - thrown out of a Steiner school for driving their tractor into a pond, he famously appeared on crimewatch in his teens. (Not *that* famously, he did actually get away with it).
It wasn't fresh, that would have been tricky.
'Laying a cable' on a large piece of tin foil, he left the offending bum cigar behind a radiator until it was crumbly, then proceeded to make a joint with it.
His verdict?
"Tastes like shit."
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Tastes like shitWas this a truism, or did he actually have some standard against which to measure such things?
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:02,
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a truism I suspect..Hmm could have said 'chicken'/'a bit gamey' I suppose... pass..
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