Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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i was queueing to get to the top floor of the eiffel tower on sunday night....there were a large group of morbidly obese red faced lard muching 'merkins possible from the small town of Dumbfuck, Texas. They came out with such great lines as "those Brits just dont care they just carry on as if nothing happened" and "how are they going to catch the terrorists, they dont even have guns".
it was only my extremely restrained english upbringing that stopped me from waxing lyrically and vitriolically about the british not haveing a need to fly their army half way round the world to bomb the fuck out a country that has a GDP of less than the average childs pocket money - at least we wait until someone else is going there first and then hop on the band wagon.
ps appologies for not rolling the fat cnuts off the side.
bert
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bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 13:51,
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