Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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ruder than stupidi used to work in a bar in a spanish town that was packed with drunk, red, ignorant, British tourists in summer
right opposite was a lovely, family-run Italian restaurant. The whole family spoke several languages, including very good English
but one evening towards the end of the season, an english couple walked in. the made no attempt at speaking the local lingo; in fact they made no attampt at charm at all
"buenas noches senor, buenas noches senora," said the waiter
"fish and chips twice," said fat, ugly red fuck
"perdon?"
"FIISSHH AAAND CHIIIIPSS TWIIIICE, you thick c**t"
your man did actually go to the effort of making fresh fish and fries for the pair of idiots
but confided to me later that he had pissed in their lager
(, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 19:01, Reply)
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