Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Extra Cold Guinness
Overheard whilst at The Shakespeare pub in Victoria a couple of years ago:
American Tourist: Can I have a pint of Guiness
Barmain: Do you want Extra Cold Guiness?
American Tourist: Is that, like, colder than normal?
Think I was a-gog at this man's stupidity for hours.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 14:18, Reply)
Overheard whilst at The Shakespeare pub in Victoria a couple of years ago:
American Tourist: Can I have a pint of Guiness
Barmain: Do you want Extra Cold Guiness?
American Tourist: Is that, like, colder than normal?
Think I was a-gog at this man's stupidity for hours.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 14:18, Reply)
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