Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Not a party per seI was at college, all of 17 and we were going out in Grantham (Oh the shame).....
A load of the lads on my course decided that we should have some cider beforehand - It was Lee's idea (Lee was his name and I'll not say his surname here - Guff) - all the best ideas do NOT begin with "let's have some cider".
Anyhoo, I have a litre bottle of the stuff that tasted like rancid racoon piss and we head off to some bars and then onto the dodgiest club in the history of dodgy clubs (and I've been to a few).
After a bit, I decided to smoke - now I don't usually smoke, but Lee had some rollups "Ok", I think, I can do that.... Now cigs tend to make me hyper and make my drunken state about 10 times drunker - never a good thing.
About half an hour later, I'm making my offering to the porcelain god and I'm very, very unwell. I get into my friend's car and puke down the side of it (I only just managed to open the window) - he wasn't amused as it was his pride and joy (A F***ing fiesta!)
I get home at n o'clock (no idea to this very day) and I'm still being ill.
It took me 2 days to recover from that and I still can't even smell cider without needing to vomit - even after 14 years.
As an addendum - it turns out the cider was more vodka, gin and a dash of cider.
As another addendum - it wasn't a cig, it was a spliff.
I wasn't amused.....
Length? I know someone that likes a bit of James a LOT :o)
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 20:12, Reply)
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