Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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New YearNew Year this year, very dull party (they bring out the worst in me), sitting round watching some shitty spanish football review program on Sky Sports. Decided making a concerted effort to finish the litre of Vodka (which was supposed to last me all night) in as fast a time as possible would be more fun.
Cue me knocking over my mates xmas tree before blaming it on one of my best mates. Asked to leave after this I decided to take a piss on the hosts lawn. Another friend tries to get me to move along, cue turning round and pissing all over the base of his trousers and shoes.
Woke up in my own bed in the morning with marker pen all over my face and no recollection of the rest of the night whatsoever. Happy New Year indeed.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 23:09, Reply)
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