Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Killer WhiskeyI was around 17 and had been working all day in my mcjob (god knows why i worked there) couldn't stand the food so hadn't eaten that day. Finished work went home and had a shower, you fooking reek after working in one of those places, then went straight round a mates for a sesh. Got there and off we popped to the offies and decided on a bottle of southern comfort and then back to his. Only him and i were drinking for some reason but i got bet that i couldn't down half a bottle of the nasty stuff, being 17 i accepted and 1/2 a litre of whiskey went down in 30 secs. With my mate drinking the rest over half an hour.
What were they laughing at i felt fine.
We pissed about a bit playing driver, then decided food was in order so set off for the local pizza place. On the way there we saw one of out teachers from sixth form out with his wife. I tried to look sober i really did, instead i mumbled some random shit and fell into the road laughing hysterically. Next we decided we passed a church and decided to climb to the top of the 12ft high gateposts, all very fun till we all needed a piss suddenly (must have been the graves). The two mates with me stood at the top of the gateposts and had a piss into the churchyard (only one was pissed). Me thinking this was out of order wandered over to the main road into the town center and had my piss there. Eventually we made it to the pizza place having lost the sober one somewhere along the way, we ordered the biggest family meal deal we could. It was something like two large pizzas garlic bread some puddings, a bottle of pepsi, and some random side orders. We quickly made our way back to his and started consuming the way only booze can make you, i was fine i really was, we had finished everything apart from the garlic bread from hell. One bit of that and the rumble started, it started bad. I let my mate know though a series of grunts and oh fucks, he got me a bucket and i proceeded to spew the entire world. I'm told that over the next few hours i managed to fill the entire bucket in lumpy muck.
Haven't been able to touch the stuff since.
(, Fri 14 Apr 2006, 22:51, Reply)
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