Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Funnily enoughIt was my 18th last week, and I had a bit of a shindig. Thankfully, none of you house wrecking bastards were there, so pretty much everything remained intact. Although the later half of the evening is completely obliterated from my memory, I am reliably informed I spanked one of my best (female) friends, over my knee, and simulated intercourse with her. Oh happy days.
Edit: Oh dear, "simulated", how dull it sounds compared to these other tales of debauchery. If it helps, I did shag my (now ex) girlfriend in a friend's bathroom during a party, would have got away with it too, were it not for those pesky footprints in the bath and handprints on the mirror.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 15:50, Reply)
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