Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Pathetic Girly ScreamsOne lunch-time we went to yum-cha, typically this involved a great deal of alcohol - especially as we were pretty young.
When we got home we were exhausted and distended and drunk.
So one guy went to sleep.
The rest of us were bored so we got out our makeup and drew very artistic designs all over the face and neck of the sleeping guy. We made sure to draw some nice wounds on his neck.
The only way to wake him up was to play ABBA. Which we did. He started mindlessly 'pulsing' to the music. He woke up, staggered off to the bathroom where he caught sight of his reflection in the mirror and let rip with the most blood-curdling scream I've ever heard.
Being the kind friends we are, me, The Elcat and Wog all fell about laughing while we were drunkenly threatened with violence.
(, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 13:22, Reply)
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