Teenage Poetry
Hormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
Hormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
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A poem i wrote yesterday...
Surplus Angst
I think that when i was born
I fell out of the happy tree.
And was given as a remedy
an large bottle of teenage angst.
When i drank it regularly
i felt a strange efficiency
in writing tortured artist shite
wielding my pen with all my might
And o' it was a pretty flop
i reached the point i had to drop
the grammatical needs of society
all in the name of crap poetry
and thus i reach my twentieth year
and as it was as i still fear
theres plenty angst left in me yet
i think i just might start to fret
And so how will i combat this clause
to drink my surplus angst then pause
and plan to cause as much destruction
while im twenty the deconstruction
of everything that i should have been
why not carry on while im twenteen?
Possibly the last poetry i will ever write as a teenager (unless twenteen counts as a teenager..)
( , Wed 17 Aug 2005, 15:56, Reply)
Surplus Angst
I think that when i was born
I fell out of the happy tree.
And was given as a remedy
an large bottle of teenage angst.
When i drank it regularly
i felt a strange efficiency
in writing tortured artist shite
wielding my pen with all my might
And o' it was a pretty flop
i reached the point i had to drop
the grammatical needs of society
all in the name of crap poetry
and thus i reach my twentieth year
and as it was as i still fear
theres plenty angst left in me yet
i think i just might start to fret
And so how will i combat this clause
to drink my surplus angst then pause
and plan to cause as much destruction
while im twenty the deconstruction
of everything that i should have been
why not carry on while im twenteen?
Possibly the last poetry i will ever write as a teenager (unless twenteen counts as a teenager..)
( , Wed 17 Aug 2005, 15:56, Reply)
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