obligatory fight with father story
My life isn’t purely violence related – it just seems that each QOTW seems to remind me of a violence related story…..

Firstly I’ll let you know I am a father myself: 13 yrs (step) and 5 yrs (mine – all mine)

Ok – weekend before my O-levels – I am that old. Rather than prepare the household for what was at that time the most important time in my life my father – great Dad that he was/is decided to invite some friends up to stay.

Now I was a surly teenager and talking wasn’t a great attribute of mine at that time anyway – however – my father took exception to the fact that I hadn’t said much at Sunday lunch – this being the Sunday lunch down the pub he made me stop revising for – i.e. the day before my exams. When we got home he was in the kitchen (for the first time ever) and as I was walking to the toilet – a distance of about 20 metres – our eyes locked.

I saw him move towards me at quite a rate and so I hid behind the toilet wall and when he poked his skinny fucking face out I punched him full force in the jaw. Knocked the cunt right down – happy as Larry.

Then it kicked off – massive scarp upstairs – in which my father broke two of my ribs and bruised inner organs (although just kidney’s and that so no big deal) friends left (guy was a copper as well which was quite apt).

Anyway – did the exams and passed ok.

Got my own back almost exactly to the day two years later – He started on my sister and I challenged him proper for the first time since 2 years before – I butted his nose and broke it and then knocked him spark out with one punch to the chin – fucking pussy.


Length? – I hit my 7 iron 125 yards today – in a straight line!
(devasa, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:43, Reply)