There I was, walking down the street
minding my own business when Hades pops up out of the ground in front of me.

"I'm here for your soul, mortal" he said.

I stood there for a moment terrified at who I was looking at, then I realised something.

"I don't believe in you" I said.

Hades was in the process of reaching out one hand to grab my soul when he stopped and stared at me.

"Oh" he said with a look of disapointment on his face and then promptly vanished back into the Earth.

I stood there for a few seconds wondering if what I saw actually happened then shrugged my shoulders and carried on walking.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:57, 2 replies)

that's some good
shit you been smokin'.
(username failed moderation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, closed)

Yeah sorry about that.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:20, closed)