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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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This is a QotW answer burning in the lab
One of the guys in my science class pissed me off (victim of bullying) so i decided to get him back.
I took one of the glass rods (used for stirring) and put it in the bunsen burner until it glowed red.

I then turned to him and asked him to hold it for me.

He probably still has the scar to this day and the detention was only a week in the science lab which wasn't too bad as it was wet and freezing outside :D
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 20:35, closed)

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