Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Who said romance is dead?My family, one and all, never miss a chance to do me down. Apparently, I can't drive, don't know anything about bringing up kids, and will die lonely and miserable, because I don't know how to treat someone.
This goes double after splitting up with my first wife. Their reaction was, mainly, "Told you so!"
So... I found the truly lovely Pink Goddess, and we're going to be happy together forever. That'll show them!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 21:50, Reply)
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