Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I used to work in GAME.Not exaclty the type of job that makes for a thrilling CV, but hey i was only 17.
Anyway. I was working away one busy saturday, minding my own business serving the customers, when all of a sudden a spotty street urchin grabbed the copy of Driver out of my hands (that i was bagging up for the customer) and proceeded to leg it.
Bastard.
What the street urchin failed to notice was what my co-worker was doing. He had been assigned the task of changing the posters in the windows. And at the exact point that urchin-features stole the game the window was empty of Lara Croft and Command and Conquer parifinalia......
....i can still hear the reverberations of that 6ft by 10ft pain of glass after the little twunt ran into it full pelt.
That taught him.
Length, girth? 6ft by 10ft, like i just said, do you not read?
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 2 May 2007, 9:16,
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