Well, my first boss...
was a massive dyke, including playing rugby (Through her I have met the majority of the english female rugby team. Turned out one of them was a close relative to the girl I was seeing at the time. Small world and all.). I eventually got fired for taking cigarette breaks all the time because it gave the shop a bad image. Oh well.

My current boss is brilliant. I work as a Maths Technician in a school, so my direct boss is the head of maths. I'm allowed to work *very* flexible hours, so it isn't unusual for me to phone in and take the day off because I'm hungover. I'm also allowed to get away with any hairstyle or piercings I want. Thus; over the previous year, my hair has been long and red, long and pink, long and blond, short and purple, short and blue, and I was told I could put it in dreads if I fancied it - I didn't, because dreads are too much hassle. Both of my ear lobes are stretched to 18mm, I have a variety of other piercings on my ears, and can get my lip/eyebrow/nose pierced if I fancy it, but I don't like the look of them tbh.

On tuesday, he asked why I was hobbling. "Because I tattooed my feet last night". His respone? "Let me guess, "LEFT" on your right foor, "RIGHT" on your left?".

He was right.

Life is pretty good at the minute, thanks to having a relaxed and friendly boss.
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:48, 4 replies)

WTF?
Is a maths technician??

Ooooh let me guess - you have to hand out the protractors and shout about not running with dividers - excellent! I finally have an ambition it life!

"Oi! Jones! Put the parallel rule down and step away from the graph paper - or I'll be forced to throw this log at you"
(Biff..., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, closed)

So
how did the first boss acheive the title of 'massive dyke'?
(Holsinki, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:30, closed)

Perhaps by sleeping with women, or maybe holding alot of water...


Yep, Im lame.
(MissieMissie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 4:34, closed)

^^ heh
I clicked this - thanks for the first laugh of my Monday :)
( snee held his breath since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:04, closed)