The BossMy chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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Reminds me of the time...I was made to write a whole host of dull-as-shit 'standard operating procedures' for my old boss...
I knew nobody would care...or even read them...so did my boss - that's why he got me to do his dirty work for him....
So I wrote a title, then simply copied and pasted pageloads of bollocks-tastic unrelated jargon from t'webz, and interlaced it with a huge variety of swearwords for as long as I could be bothered.
I was a bit unsure about doing it after I came up with the idea...So I asked the people of B3ta what I should do.
They told me to go for it.
So I did.
a year and a half later...nobody has noticed.
oh, and *clicks*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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Hurrah...*clicky clicky*
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