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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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I work for an MP, so conspiracy theorists and assorted nutters are my stock in trade;
This one takes the biscuit though.


(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:35, closed)
heh
Tory voter. Makes sense.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:44, closed)
Thats the bit that threw me
Try? WTF?
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:58, closed)
Bloody-handed assasin of the proletariat
Always trying to keep the working man down with their mad conspiracy theories. They're all at it, day and night. Trying to find ways to keep us down.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:20, closed)
Common or garden schizo, I'd say
was probably sectioned shortly after
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:46, closed)
Biscuits
Now that you have this card you will be able to really taste them now and see all the nice fine supermaket goods. I hope it was a fine biscuit not just a plain rich tea. How is the animal talking coming along, just out of interest?
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:55, closed)
FU!
KI!
NGHELL!
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:40, closed)
I talk....
to the radio, the television, the cinema, and PS3 and Wii! But all I hear is "ssshhhh!".

But, If we could talk to the animals, just imagine it, chatting to a chimp in chimpanzee. Imagine talking to a tiger, chatting to a cheetah
What a neat achievement that would be.

[hangs head in shame]
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:07, closed)
Patrick McLoughlin
Per chance?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:50, closed)
This is very disturbing...
funny as fuck... but disturbing... I'd be tempted to write back and say: You fucking nutter, outside the houses of common, midday, next Thursday, you and me - bare knuckle fight to the death. Signed, your MP.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:52, closed)
Modern poetry
Doesn't even rhyme.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:18, closed)
Wait until the count
I suspect you'd have no problems spotting his ballot paper.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:20, closed)
Oh good - it arrived
I was worried as I only put a second class stamp on.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:53, closed)

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