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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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It's now an official religeon.
The longest conspiricy ever, has caused more unrest than marmite.
Generations of religeous folk have believed "God is love". Which technically speaking and taken literally, is correct. The anthropomorphic personification of same is not. This "god"/"love" is therefore in all life and pervades us all. Religeon started "A Long Time Ago" The name for "God" in Hebrew is Elohim from which El is the name for "God", "strength" or "Force". I would love to expound on this theory at length, as I could go on for a lot more, however work restricts me. I only want to ask; Is it co-incidence that Obi-Wan has a beard and wears a cloak? Does George know something he's trying to tell us all? Was it Henry, the mild mannered janitor?
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 13:11, 1 reply)
I can honestly say that
I have never been more surprised than when I discovered that it was actually "Penry, the mild-mannered janitor".

Penry. What the hell sort of a name is that? The worst bit of it is that a friend once bought a Hong Kong Phooey T-shirt with the name spelled Penry and we mocked him for buying a knock-off with a misspelled name. Oops.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:35, closed)

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