Alien Ducks
My only experience with what could be considered a 'conspiracy theory nutter' happened one sunny day when I was about 17 in a park with a mate.

We were merrily busying ourselves with feeding ducks unwanted chips from our local chippy when a rather disheveled gentleman wandered over and sat down on a bench near us. Watching us rather intently for a few minutes the gentleman then stood up, sauntered over, put his hands on his hips and coughed for our attention. We turned around and asked the man if he was okay. He simply shook his head, pointed at the ducks and questioned 'You feed the ducks?' Me and my friend exchanged a look and nodded in unison at the man. He tutted and exclaimed 'You shouldn't do that, they're dodgy fuckers and not to be trusted, especially that one' and he proceeded to point at one of the ducks.

Slightly confused I stupidly questioned the man about his statement and his answer was simple 'They're not from around here' and pointed up in the air then wandered off. I am still not sure to this day if he was commenting that the ducks had flown here from further afield or if he was insinuating that they were in fact aliens... I like to think its the latter.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:51, 1 reply)

He was right
Ducks are dodgy fuckers. They rape like billy-o
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 11:38, closed)