Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Yeast infectionOkay, the subject of an intensely irritated twat isn't necessarily confined to Gordon Ramsey programmes. I accept that being a man of the world I accept that sometimes even the most delicate of ladies may need to splash out on a tube of Canesten at one point or another. Really, it's fine.
However, when your date for the evening has been making promises of the horizontal night of your life I cannot help losing my ardour when she suddenly exclaims "Oh I regularly get outbreaks of thrush. The end results looks like something you could spread on a slice of toast".
That event was some years ago and the memory still brings me out in a cold sweat. It was weeks before I could touch yoghurt again.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 15:29, closed)
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