Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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I have a friend who is always late,so regularly to the point that if I tell her to meet at 11:30, I'll arrive at 11:25 -ish, safe in the knowledge that I'll still be there before she arrives.
Anyway, one day I asked why she was always so late, she replied,
"You know when your getting ready and you catch a glimpse of yourself either semi-nude or completely naked, in the mirror, and then it's just so arrousing that you have to compusively masturbate? Well, that happens and I end up being late."
I always feel slightly uncomfortable now when she's in the changing rooms a little longer than everyone else.
Thing is, she's not even that attractive.
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Fluffy elephants Hello Simon!, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 12:34,
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