Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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thanks for the info lanceI work at a posh country club, one of our members walks into the managers office while im sitting there pretending to do inventory work and such.
Manager : "so where have you and your family been"
lady: "our daughter had a bad bicycle accident"
--this answer would have sufficed but nooo
lady: "she hit a pothole and the bike seat went up her vagina, yeah she spent 3 weeks in the hospital...."
length, bigger than the bicycle seat
me: gross
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 18:57, closed)
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