Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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A lovely catch up emailI was sending emails back in forth with my mum - we live in different countries and whatnot..
The horror of what I was reading didn't sink in until I was halfway through the email..
"As much as I love the dodgey hostel and the german girls think I am crazy - yep, hit it on the head.... I managed to pick up a bit of poisoning probably from the teatowels and cups etc. I KNEW I should be careful, but I wasn't careful enough... Have the grossest story...
Got my period and thought it was a very bad one - had good ones for a while lately... and was going through the painkillers. On Sunday night I got major pains and spent an hour on the loo... not good. Felt grotty the next morning, but went for the walk to work - took about half an hour and had the sorest guts.
Standing a few metres from work (having a smoke) and sharted and I would love to have seen the look on my face!!!!!! did the funny walk back to Maccas and found the loo... oh my god! threw knickers away and washed leg and trou (not smelly thank god - lots of perfume helped....) and proceeded to hold my butt in all day (knickerless with my period - wonderful....) I told Miranda and she said "why didn't you go 'home'?" I couldn't - not on my first day at work!!!!
"the funny walk?"
TOO MUCH INFORMATION
heeheehee - trou.
(, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 11:00, Reply)
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