Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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Oncewhen i was still a wee paper boy i did my usual trick of sleeping in on the saturday morning, normally this resulted in a phone call, but not this week. I avoided the shop i worked at til the next morning and made up some excuse, they still paid me for a full weekends' work, and despite the paedo who runs the shop telling me i'd have to work the following weekend on credit i still got paid every week until i quit.
Also two of the christmasses i worked there i got two sets of christmas tips, one year because i was doing two rounds, the other because i'd changed rounds at the start of december so they felt i'd earned the tips from the round i'd done all year, and the little shit who'd fucked off a month before christmas could suck aforementiond paedo's cock before he got any more money off them
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 2:00, Reply)
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