Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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Not bad I supposeOut the back of work with a friend on a cigarette break, when a blood stained lottery ticket wafted by.
Picked it up, checked the numbers back in the office, and only won 4.6 million!
Stood up grab said friend, slapped my manager and told him to stick the job up his arse as this place was a fucking awful company to work for, drove to Watford to claim the funds, then went out on a 7 day bender with said friend, offered everyone in the office 20k to walk out and never return to the shithole company, bought a cracking mansion in Miami and an apartment in London a few decent cars, paid my parents mortgage off, offered them another house which they declined, met a beautiful gold digging model, fantastic sex 6 times a day, couldn’t be any happier, then I woke up!
Only my dreams have good fortune, in real life I’m the unluckiest geezer I know!
Oh well!
(, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 11:10, Reply)
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