Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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woke up this mornin'Was rather shocked to read a set of horrific diatribes about some irresponsible boy-racer cunt and utter pillock "Getting away with" wreckless drunken driving...
But to my good fortune, WorkBoresMe saved me from having to tell the "author" (can you use the word for someone who lays down inpennetrable blocks of type?) that he's a pikey shite-bag, and laid it out flat and simple. Bravo WBM!!
*Humpty registers his disgust towards the piss-head pikey by voting for WorkBoreMe*
no.. I just can't Do it.
"hur hur hur I was drunk and driving and managed to pass the breathaliser test when clearly those around me and myself knew I was too dangerously drunk to drive and then I went and bragged to all my mates aren't I cool?"
Minky: you're a pillock and by all rights you should be sterilised. After being a member of this board for a heady 20 days, it seems you might have missjudged the audience you have here. Now piss off.
Cockend.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 22 Sep 2006, 7:39,
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