"You've sleep-gayed him haven't you?"
Personally I've never been one for public nudity. Little bro, on the other hand, is a different story.

Having spent many years using his powerful sleep-walking abilities to go for a slash in the middle of the night (always in the actual toilet, brilliantly, and not someone's cupboard like most sleepwalkers seem to claim...), the parents departed the country leaving us to fend for ourselves, with him the tender age of seventeen.

Now, at the second house he lived in, the bathroom was in a new location compared to his bedroom than in previous residents. Naturally we all expected him to end up fertilising the stairs while asleep but no, it got better.

Clearly feeling a little lonely one night, he got up and wandered directly to his male housemate's bedroom. Both starkers, in he got while the housemate slept, and - a direct quote - "spooned him ever so gently". It was a few minutes before said housemate realised he was being molested in his slumber and tipped him out.

Of course this event was unbeatable until housemate T moved out to be replaced by housemate B. He woke up one night to find little bro draining the lizard directly onto his bed. With him in it. Casually, with a smirk on his face and one foot up on the matress, hand on hip.

Twice. In two weeks.

He hasn't pissed on anyone recently but did wake up vertical and naked in his girlfriend's 17-year-old sister's bedroom recently at 2am. She appreciated it, apparently.

Length? Lucky for me i've never witnessed it. I'd have to burn my eyes
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)