I try so hard to think of overly clever, convoluted uber descriptive ways to describe the saucy shenannigans that happen to me...

but this:

..."the crotch of my tracksuit trousers failed with a comedy ripping noise and my cock n balls, which had been squished up a bit due to my position, burst forth and slapped my brother in law firmly across the nose"...

proves that simplicity is the cornerstone of genius.

This is funny times a million

*Clicks*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)