Used to have a huge old camper van
which I'd fill with my kids and often assorted neighbours' kids and my kids' cousins and friends and go off for a day, weekend or week away. Great times.

I'd quickly change for the beach in the van and then the kids'd change, girls and boys separately, with the curtains closed, all safe from peedies and perfectly proper.

The cab rearview window had been taken out, so that anyone could see straight through into the camper area from in front of the vehicle. If, that is, you forgot to draw the front curtains.

This aperture was at precisely my arse level - handy when I forgot about those very curtains as I changed on Harlech seafront.

Think the shock of seeing my 'curtains' nearly killed the three old geezers parked on a bench opposite!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)