Other Half's Grandad / My Cock Interface
So another trip to see my other half’s somewhat engorged family (it must really be a birthday a week for some of the year- whilst my total family tree can be written on a postage stamp)

The younger brothers 18th, a relatively sedate affair with some 18th I have been to, none of his mates were there for a start just granddad, mum, dad, older brother sister and her other half (me) a couple of beers and a curry and a bit of present sharing everything was going well.

Until… earlier in the evening older brother and I were discussing why my trousers were so low 1. Im cool that’s what the cool kids do and 2. I forgot my belt because I was in a rush to get to this party….

Everyone is gathered in the living room and I walk in and older brother decides that’s the ideal time to pull my jeans down… so there I am with the family sitting on the sofa’s me standing jeans and pants round ankles with my pathetic penis pointing in their directions..

How can I ever look mum, granddad or older brothers girlfriend in the eye knowing they have seen my cock?

Revenge is needed…

Answers on the back of a postage stamp there’s enough room after my family tree is filled in..

P.S sorry this isn’t very funny.
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:50, 6 replies)

You're so cool...
...you don't need punctuation?

I gave up reading halfway through.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:52, closed)

Yes
Your point
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, closed)

Revenge?
What you need is a gun.

Or a big fucking spade.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, they say... Personally, I don't think you can beat a spot of revenge served in a blind rage while you're doused in pigs blood.

Now thats revenge.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:56, closed)

I thought
Get him pissed and "stag do him" handcuffed to a lamp post and pull his pants down in Brighton on a Saturday night.
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:09, closed)

Sign him up
Assuming he still lives at home with mummy & daddy get revenge the best way.... through others.

Make them doubt his sexuality by signing him up for some postal gay club or holiday brochures etc. The more evidence the better. Then using a friends mobile phone up the house and in your most camp voice leave him a message on the answerphone.

Like a good shag, the longer you keep it up the better it is. So keep the doubt in their mind over a good year long period until most of the family are convinced he's an Elton.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, closed)

This Is ....
Genius... He's leaving home to go to uni soon.. if I send them addressed to him after he leaves.... then she'll think he was hiding them all this time!
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, closed)