Oh yeah, just remembered...
...a time, two times in fact when I myself wasn't necessarily nude, but definitely inappropriately exposed. WARNING: if you are not amused by talk of fooling around of the man-on-man kind, then you'd better skip this one.

The ex-BF (whose departure from my day-to-day life is currently featured in my best-of, and was even featured in that week's newsletter if memory serves), whilst most likely being a cheating twat, was a real go-er and was very fond indeed of my meatstick.

This fondness was demonstrated one time when we had been staying at one of his ex-wives' places visiting his kids (6 kids by 3 different women - should have suspected something on that fact alone). Due to us sleeping in the lounge and one of the kids' fondness for going a-wandering in the night we hadn't been able to get down to it that evening, much to our mutual frustration. Pretty much the only thing we did well during our time together was fuck and man, he was good. Besides, there's something highly empowering about putting the block to a guy who's a third again as big in general stature as you are.

We drove home late the next morning, and after a few minutes of him telling me in graphic terms what he wanted me to do to him on our return to my place I had a raging stonk-on, which for me, isn't very difficult to spot. And spot it he did. He reached over and pulled my member out of my pants and spent the next 30 minutes of the drive home keeping me on the boil with a slow and skilful handjob.

I noticed half-a-handful of vans and trucks pass us on the passenger (i.e. my) side and at least some of them must have looked down to see my turgid todge poking out of my fly, wrapped in the meaty hand of this 6-foot-3 bruiser. I'd apologise, but when it comes down to it they shouldn't have been overtaking on the wrong side so fuck them. Besides, one or two of them probably enjoyed the show. I remember at least one who took a good while to pass us. With hindsight I'm just glad none of them were Police vans.

The other time was the same ex whilst we were out for a few drinks in the gay village in Manchester in the summer. It was fairly early so it wasn't packed out and we went upstairs in one place to find that we were completely alone. He was as horny as he always was so he began whispering in my ear the things he'd like to do with my wang, which again gave me a boner in short order, so much so that it peeked over the top of my shorts and I made the mistake of showing him. He grinned evilly, checked the stairs and then before you could say 'public indecency' his head was in my lap teasing my little soldier further out of hiding.

I sat there blissfully, beer in one hand and the back of his shaved head in the other for some time until I noticed that an inconveniently stealthy gay couple had reached the top of the stairs and were checking us out with a knowing smile. I gently tapped the back of the ex's head and whispered to him that we'd been busted. He raised his head and grinned at them whilst he tucked it back into my shorts. Both of them checked littlebloke out whilst he did and thier smiles didn't fade as they shook thier heads and took a seat behind us. The ex carried on fondling me through my shorts until I could take no more and I broke my 'sex in the toilets? fuck that' rule in order to give him a swift, silent but satisfyingly rough rogering before moving on to the next pub.

Me and that lad weren't good for one another's equilibrium at all, but when it came to horny fun he knew how to get me going, oh aye :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:00, 9 replies)

GAY!







Sorry, this will probably only make me laugh.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:14, closed)

What can I say...
...except maybe 'cock is more fun' :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:17, closed)

Funny gay
we like
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:25, closed)

I was just referring to some B3tans habit of replying GAY whenever something slightly homoerotic is posted.
This post deserves the statement and it is typed with humour and joy at the fact that some people actually are getting some action. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:31, closed)

That's GHEY then :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:33, closed)

Hmmm...
...your appreciation is appreciated. Thinking about it though, I'd better stick a warning/disclaimer in at the beginning, on the offchance someone finds a high-horse to ride in this one ;)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:58, closed)

Nah, don't bother mate...

If people can't take it, fuck 'em! (erm...)

I think that you might well be my very favourite gayer.

Your posts are brilliant. Keep it up! (erm...again)

If I ever consider 'turning', can I give you a call?

*clicks*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:04, closed)

Heheheh...
...whilst I don't consider myself as a recruiter, I'm sure myself and the current BF would be glad to show you how not to bite off more than you can chew in the village ;)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:16, closed)

Aw! don't go over to the other side Pooflake.
They've got enough stud muffins already.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:56, closed)