the alternative psychic
A while back I was reading a psychic Q&A on a website. Fired on by that evening's drink I decided to try out my own connections with the spirit world and answer a few of the questions myself.

Thus my alternative psychic project was born. Never had the time to turn it into a proper website as intended so here's a few for your am/be/musement:

Question:
Does my grandma have any message for me? I know she is always around me and can feel her presence in my house, my children can too?

Answer: Old people can get desperately lonely at times and call on loved ones for help. Stop ignoring her when she visits. She’s not even dead FFS.


Question: Is there somebody watching out for me and my family? If so, who and can they give me a message? Thanks.

Answer: Hi there, in answer to the first part it’s a resounding YES! The message I’m getting is that they’re going to slaughter you in your sleep.


Question:
Hi online psychic, I have been developing my own psychic abilities and from time to time I keep seeing something in the corner of my eye. It is not very clear and as soon as I focus in it disappears. It looks like some form of material under a microscope. I don't see it that often but it's something I'd like to develop so what can I do to make this happen?

Answer: Hi Peter, oh my what an intriguing question you pose. Sounds like eye cancer to me.


Question:
My nan passed over at the beginning of last year and there is so much i need to ask her and find if she has passed over. see i dont think she has as she inhabits my kitchen tiles.

Answer: WTF!! kitchen tiles. Lol!!1!!! Is she a borrower or summat.


Question:
does my child have the spirit of my brother or other male relative around him? ever since he was little he talks out loud as if someone is there with him.He still does it now and he is 16 years old.

Answer: It’s not strange for young ones to talk out loud to people that we adults cannot see. Usually it’s some form of autism.

Question: Is my grandad and ex-boyfriend Richard ok?

Answer: Spirit is sensing that you come from Dewsbury, Yorkshire. You're sick.

I won't apologise for length as I have loads more..
(Heyzeus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:08, 6 replies)

*click*
I say you post more
they made me lol:) especially the eye cancer and autism one
(Freddles, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:29, closed)

Twat
But funny *click*
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:35, closed)

twat
I know, I thought that when I initially wrote them but figured that taking the piss can be no worse than falsely giving someone hope for profit as many of the tarot readings type posts on this qotw suggest.
(Heyzeus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:15, closed)

Title
Bloody good point, and yeah I have issues with mediums, if they were that good then why don't they win the lotto more often?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:58, closed)

I don't know where Frankspencer is...

But I'm sure he'd have a wry smile on his face if he reads this one.

as for me...

*clickety woo*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:22, closed)

"I won't apologise for length as I have loads more."
Then post them, man! :D
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 19:51, closed)