Urban LegendsI'm ashamed to admit it, but I fell for the "Bob Holness played the saxophone on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street" story some years back. It just seemed so right. I still want it to be true.
What have you fallen for, or even better, what legends have you started?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:02)
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This is getting dumbI'm starting to think I'm the only person who never believed the priest in 'Little Mermaid' had a boner. I've gotten into screaming matches about it, cos even though an upper shot shows the bulge is spread out, the bad posture and short stature rule out anything else aside from his knees, and a capitalist dictatorship like Disney wouldn't risk billions in lawsuits by the American Parents of Christian Children and the Light of Jesus Christ for an Enlightened America with no Jews, Catholics, Liberals, Gays, Colored People, or Others, by putting shots of a priest with a hard-on in the damn picture, there's a bulge, so it MUST be wood. Not to mention, it's about the stupidest thing in the world to get into a screaming match about.
However, I did believe the urban legend about the Democrats getting their shit together for '04 and getting Bush II out of office.
What I lack in faith, I make up for in length. Ah, oops. Never mind.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:08, Reply)
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