VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Weeee!As a nipper, my cousin and I would (for a short while) take part in a pissing contest to see who could shoot their jet of cola-fueled waz, as far up the side of the garage wall as possible.
One day, however, we forgot that my old man was pottering about in the back garden and when spied us mid-flow.
"What the *** *** are you little shites doing?"
As we turned to run, we forgot that our trousers/shorts were still firmly around our ankles, causing us to stumble, fall and generally piss all over ourselves.
Our misery was compounded when we were forced to go and see my grandfather (strict disciplinarian - but looking back he must have been wetting* himself with laughter on the inside).
*pun intended
Length - I was six you perve
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