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This is a question Vandalism

I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.

Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Forgive me b3ta for I have sinned
Three incidents come to mind:

1) Playing "lightsabers" with broom handles at school. This was after the first (as in fourth) Star Wars film came out (and yes, I am that old). Smashed a fluorescent light tube. Seeing as how the school I went to was extremely keen on physical punishment, I was expecting nothing less than a damn good thrashing in consequence; luckily however it was the last day of term, and so we just removed all the evidence and somehow got away with it.

2) On a summer camp, again as this was "back in the day" a small group of us were sent out "orienteering" (i.e. a nice long walk) without adult supervision. Came across an old hut, for whatever reason we decided to spend ten minutes smashing it up, and then carried on as if nothing had happened. Kids, eh ?

3) This last one I am so not proud of. At Uni, smashed out of my mind with a friend, in the days of bin bags rather than wheelie bins, hoyed a bin bag over a garden wall. The sound of shattering glass indicated it had just hit some poor sod's greenhouse. Laughed so much I could hardly run away afterwards.

I will try and remember what a little shit I was if any of my stuff gets damaged by randoms; human nature says I will fail and demand that hanging is brought back for such anti-social behaviour.

What a drag it is, getting old...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24, 2 replies)
Whereas the first two you are quite proud of?

(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:43, closed)
Well, in my defence
breaking a light fitting in school was hardly a big deal.

The hut that was smashed up was already abandoned and falling down.

Some poor sod either being woken up by, or coming down next morning and seeing, their greenhouse smashed in was really dreadful. Yes I should have gone wrong next day and paid for damage etc, but I was too pissed to remember exactly where it had been...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:53, closed)

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