My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Sick up your sleeveA couple of years back i went on skiing holiday with a couple of mates and on the last day we all got a bit wankered. We were into the second bar of the night and as we got up to leave, one of my friends realised he had to puke so instead of bathing all over the bar floor he decided to quickly undo his ski jacket, put it over his head and then be sick into the sleeve of the coat and then procceed to zip up the coat and walk calmly out of the bar as if nothin had happened.
unfortunatly he had borrowed the coat of my brother so had to buy him a replacement lol.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 9:20, Reply)
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