My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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my worst pukesi am a rare soul who does not drink or get ill all that often...in fact, i have clocked myself as having a really bad puke about once every five years. so much time goes by in fact, that i almost forget the proper procedure. one of my last pukes involved me leaning over into the toilet so far that more vom was forced,lazer-like, through my nostrils than even spilled from my mouth.(which burns horribly, by the way)
most recently, and for the second time in my life, i had such extreme food poisoning that i actually puked while sitting on the toilet, therefore puking and shitting at the same time. and wouldn't you guess, the exact same fluid/material came out both ends. i felt like i was being turned inside out.
so, sorry, no embarrasing public hurling stories, just painful ones. thanks
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:07, Reply)
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